ARACHNOPHOBIA?!!!

"Arachnophobia is the irrational fear of spiders and other arachnids such as scorpions."

OK, so the psych definition calls it irrational, but I ask you...Who in their right mind would want to curl up and take a nap with one of these guys?!!  My skin is crawling just thinking about it!  And for those of you who like to say, "they're more scared of you than you are of them," please explain why one crawled across my face in the middle of the night?!!  And why do they like to drop down out of trees and the rafters of my garage right on top of people?  

Too many legs and weird eyes and they bite...I rest my case!  

(Oh, and if you think you're being funny by tormenting me with toys or the real deal?  You are no friend of mine...seriously...not even kidding!  I'll still love you but I won't be able to hang out with you...boundaries!!!)